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High in his stirrups, then, the summoner stood; |
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Against the friar his heart, as madman's would, |
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Shook like very aspen leaf, for ire. |
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Masters, said he, but one thing I desire; |
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I beg of you that, of your courtesy, |
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Since you have heard this treacherous friar lie, |
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You suffer it that I my tale may tell! |
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This friar he boasts he knows somewhat of Hell, |
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And God He knows that it is little wonder; |
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Friars and fiends are never far asunder. |
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For, by gad, you have oftentimes heard tell |
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How such a friar was snatched down into Hell |
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In spirit, once, and by a vision blown; |
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And as an angel led him up and down |
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To show the pains and torments that there were, |
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In all the place he saw no friar there. |
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Of other folk he saw enough in woe; |
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And to the angel then he questioned so: |
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'Now, sir,' said he, 'have friars such a grace |
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That none of them shall come into this place?' |
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'Nay,' said the angel, 'millions here are thrown!' |
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And unto Sathanas he led him down. |
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'And now has Sathanas,' said he, 'a tail |
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Broader than of a galleon is the sail. |
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Hold up thy tail, thou Sathanas!' said he, |
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'Show forth thine arse and let the friar see |
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Where is the nest of friars in this place!' |
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And ere one might go half a furlong's space, |
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Just as the bees come swarming from a hive, |
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Out of the Devil's arse-hole there did drive |
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Full twenty thousand friars in a rout, |
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And through all Hell they swarmed and ran about. |
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And came again, as fast as they could run, |
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And in his arse they crept back, every one. |
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He clapped his tail to and then lay right still. |
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This friar, when he'd looked at length his fill |
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Upon the torments of that sorry place, |
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His spirit God restored, of His high grace, |
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Into his body, and he did awake; |
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Nevertheless for terror did he quake |
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So was the Devil's arse-hole in his mind, |
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Which is his future home, and like in kind. |
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God save all but this cursed friar here; |
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My prologue ends thus; to my tale give ear. |